23.maijs Beztēma

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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Tad jau sis ar patiks:-D

MAD,:-Dšis ir labi samaitāts:-D tieši manā gaumē:-D

Jup! Sitais ari labs:-D

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Večuks uzdeva labu pretjautājumu:-D Haha:-D:-D:-D

ir, ir..tik neapjeedzu kur sis prasiija explain the kids. Ja jau visu muzu dildo baaza ieksaa ,tad logiski tur beernu nebutu ja vien ar spermu nesmeereeja ieksaaa:-D:-D:-D:-D

MAD, šis ir labs:-D:-D:-D

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

Shis ir labais:-D

Aaaa..es ciest šlāgerus nevaru. Vnk uzreiz slēdzu ārā. Man tas umpā,umpā traucē ,sit pa smadzenēm.:-D

Ok, mana šūpuļdziesma sākās :D

es sodien kadus slaagerus klausijos isti nez kaapeec nu labveeligo tipu :-D Kaut aka vnk uznaaca velme vienas diskusijas iespaidaa..Ikdienaa aprasti neklausos, bet 100gadus nedzirdeetas lietas patiik klausities ar:-D

Eu, visi apklusuši, neviens nezvana, nevienam mani šovakar nevajag:-/Eirovīziju gan jau lūr.:-D

andie - nooo waaaay :D:D

hatere, jā tas ir labs songs, vismaz sapratu, par kuru TU runā:D

Pa Latvijas Radio 2 dzirdēju šo songu https://youtu.be/Baz67_hLazQ
tikai izpildīja sievietes balsī, kāda var palīdzet noskaidort kā saucas? :D

Nevar būt ,maiņu darbs, ei nu ei, ko tu lej:-D

Man tgd naak praataa taa dziesma, bet neatceros nosaukumu.

""Lai naak, lai naak lai naak smaaga diena,mes dzivosim so stundu pa stundai"" kaa taa.:-D

Ir tāda lieta kā maiņu darbs. Jā, es tādā strādāju :)
Īstenibā, man tas dzīvē neko nemaina, jo diena ir un paliek diena.

Rit sveetdiena! Bet neapskauzu.

Darbs svētdienā? Kā tev neveicas:-D:-D:-D

Rīt uz darbu jāiet, so, nevaru ilgi būt augšā.. :( Izklausas nūģīgi, bet pēč šīsdienas aktivitātēm prātā ir tikai miegs :D

Ko ta tu tik agri guleeet??:-P