Latvia has some nice girls, but they look sexy only when they are young and innocent.
A girl around 20-25 y/o on Brivibas street
Besides Barbies there are a lot of other type of women in streets of Latvia. They don’t speak English, they dress the same way they did 20 years ago, they grow mustache, smoke cheap cigarettes and probably had sex only twice in their life. No, this is not some local community of transsexuals, they are typical Latvian women. You can find them as trolleybus drivers, smelly beggars, saleswomen at market, angry shop assistants and in bizarre dance parties called “For those of 30 and over”.
Once you get into a party like that you understand that they meant 30 stones, not age. Yes, people are overweight, most women of 30 years and older put extra fat, so when they reach age 60 it’s not easy to tell a difference between a man and woman.
Yes, it’s a woman, she’s probably 55 y/o, but due to unhealthy lifestyle she looks like 90 years old transsexual.
But there’s also a younger generation of teenage chicks that look like any German or British girls. There are quite a lot of gothic girls or Suicide Girl lookalikes. They have tattoos and piercings and some of them are more brave than most of Latvian boys.
Latvian version of Suicide Girl in “I love you” bar
Getting laid
August 2, 2007
Latvia is famous for beautiful girls and ugly boys. If you are a homosexual, this is probably not the best place unless you like rough people who look like they have just got out of prison. Besides you can get beaten if you openly show your sexuality. You have to remember for that for 50 years homosexuality was crime in Soviet Latvia and even in the first years of independence, so some people still are fucked up. However, there are some gay clubs, such as XXL and Purvs with dark rooms, show nights all that crap. If you like girls you are in much better situation. They are usually fit, light hair, nice cheeks, some are of course fat too, but it’s not like in the States. Latvian girls are kind of a mixture between Russians and Swedish. Since most Latvian boys are dickheads it is easy to gain their attention (well, unless they are masochists). They are in lack of compliments and gentle treatment, so all you need is to be nice to them. Don’t get drunk to speak to them (well, unless they got drunk before you), cos you are at risk to reflect yourself as “one more pisshead from West”. Be nice, start a conversation, don’t hide compliments if you like her hair, lipstick, earings or dress. In some cases you can get laid the first night (especially with Russian girls), but most Latvian girls won’t go so fast. The thing is that Latvian girls don’t miss sex, but rather romance and respect. So it is good to let them treat not as objects of sex (sure, they are, but don’t be rude or sexually obsessive) but as “ladies”. If you just want to fuck, it is perhaps cheaper to hire a hooker. They are still damn cheap, you can get something for as little as 25 quid (GBP). A nice beauty you can get from 30 GBP and up – it’s nothing if you are desperate. And don’t be afraid, prostitution is legal in Latvia, only pimps are out of law. You can check our “language” category as it is useful to know some words in Latvian or Russian if you don’t want to overpay.
So here is a standard formula how to seduce a girl in Latvia:
1) Try to introduce in a nice way, perhaps you can make it look like an accident. It’s good not to let her think you have watched her for last 3 hours and have already fucked her hundred times in your dreams. Appear as a gentleman who is confident, educated and likes women for their brains and not pussies. Introducing is the hardest part, but very necessary if you want to go further as most girls won’t do that first, so you have to make the first step.
2) Keep talking. You know, women love with ears, so you have to find the best subjects that both of you can talk about. If she doesn’t look too smart don’t overload her with too much information. Girls don’t like to get a feeling they don’t know anything about politics or African refuges. Talk about music or fashion, or about other people you see around. Girls like gossip. Ask general questions, avoid direct personal questions regarding age or address. It’s good to try to remember her name, to pronounce it is as good as compliment.
3) Try to find out if she would be interested to meet you again, maybe tomorrow. You can invite her for a coffee, art show, concert or cinema. Again, use the best time for such invite, don’t do that too soon, because she must feel safe with you. If you don’t have much time, make it also look like an accidental invite, for instance, “by the way, I am going to that great concert, would you like to join?”. If you are already drunk and smell like shit, she might give you a wrong telephone number or just escape once you go for a pee. Girls won’t say “fuck off”, they will use different tactics to get rid of you.
4) If you have managed to be with a girl for more than 3 hours, you have a chance. If you are already having a date, it is very promising. Be prepared for it, the second date is as important as first. She must not lose interest in you, so you still have to put best out of you.
5) If she invites you to her house or if she accepts your invite for a tea or balsam at your place, it means she feels safe with you and it is very big chance you can get laid that night. If not that night, soon, very soon. Good luck!
The best public places to meet girls are clubs Pulkvedis, Essensial, Pepsi Forums, La Rocca, Nautilus and around Andrejsala. You can try your luck in the streets, around Old town, but it is less chance they will even listen to you, unless you want to hook up with sixteen or seventeen year olds. That can be dangerous, my dear!
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